-Making his Kill Tony debut.
-Yes, sir. First day -- Like, first week in Austin, man.
Just got here. -I love it. Hell yeah.
So I'm from Detroit, but I've done comedy.
Are you talking to the pizza lady out there?
Hey, with the Dennis Rodman jersey.
[Bit 1]
There's a fucking guy in a Pistons jersey right there.
That's the four-time defensive player of the year.
- The old Detroit Mexican over there.
A parrot and a tree, if you will.
So, Quentin, you just got here this week.
Here you are on the biggest comedy show in the world.
How long you been doing stand-up?
- Been doing it six years.
- Yep, six years. - All in Detroit.
That's where you were born and raised.
- No, I started comedy in Seattle,
and y'all heard about Seattle and people there.
- And then New York, and now here.
- Okay, welcome, welcome.
You're already set up, you have a place to live?
- No, I'm staying on my friend's couch, so.
- Hopefully I find a place soon.
That would be nice, yeah.
- No, that's how it starts.
What do you do for a living?
- So I'm a part-time software engineer.
So I used to work for Microsoft, work for Nordstrom.
Yeah, everyone says that.
[Bit 2]
Like, yeah, we coded Nordstrom, kinda.
My job was to like, the emails,
and when you buy something, we just keep harassing you.
- Just bother people with emails.
- Is that what you wanna do for work?
- This is my dream, so you know,
love doing it, happy to be here, man.
Tell us more about your life.
What else are you into other than standup comedy?
- Other than standup comedy, wrestling,
so I heard you say that in the back.
I'm a big wrestling fan, shout out.
- Okay, oh shit, all right, what up now?
- You know, so I'm a big wrestling fan,
from Detroit, went to University of Michigan,
I was a cheer, go blue, we gonna beat y'all ass
if you're from here this year.
- You'll never win again, you'll never win again.
You cheated this year, it's over.
Didn't we beat y'all about like 31 though today?
- We beat the shit outta here.
I was at the game, we beat you 31-0.
- I was drunk on that one.
I had amnesia on that one.
- I was actually, not that anyone cares.
I was on stage, I was doing a show that game,
And I went, right before I went on stage,
it was like a close game.
I came off, it was like 31-0.
- I was devastated anyway.
I knew that was a terrible thing to say.
That one's happened to me with a state of Illinois.
- Oh yeah, he's an Ohio State man.
- Who you're gonna start?
- We're both Buckeyes, me and Redman.
[Bit 3]
So here's the fun thing,
I was actually a cheerleader at Michigan.
Completely making up for everything he said
this entire episode with one button push.
- No, you were right about that one thing.
- The dick sweat was incredible.
- And you blew it, and then you blew it.
- Wow, so you were throwing little white girls up in the air.
Living MLK's dream, I think that was part of it.
Absolutely, goddamn Lutely, that is awesome.
- What years were you there?
[Bit 4]
- So I cheered from 2013 to 2015.
So I actually went to the shoe for Cardell,
when you guys won the Natty, Cardell Jones.
Yeah, so he literally ran a touchdown to my face
and said, "Oh, Buckeyes, bitch!"
I was like, "Damn, bro, that's a lie."
- That's gotta be the worst time to be a male cheerleader.
When a quarterback from the other team's like,
- Ah, a six foot seven quarterback.
- You got a megaphone in your hand?
I never thought about that.
- A posing player would run to the sideline,
seeing you and be like, "What's up, man?"
- Shotgun Cardell Jones, massive, massive, massive man.
- Didn't wanna play school.
- He said that was his thing, he didn't wanna play school.
- He didn't wanna play school?
- Yeah, we started to play football, not school.
- He didn't hit the books.
Software engineering, computer science.
Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
I thought you were being pandering 'cause he was black.
I thought he'd be like, "Oh, this is very nice."
[Bit 5]
You're a software engineer?
Well, you know why I do more ITs than engineers.
So you don't engineer anything,
you just fix broken shit.
Man, you send emails to people.
- This feels like Cardell scoring again, doesn't it?
Quentin, what's your love life like?
[Bit 6]
- I'm single right now, like I said,
been single for about three, four months.
- I got off the apps 'cause it was just like,
I paid for the apps and then when I saw who liked me,
after paying for the apps, I was like,
[Bit 7]
- They can't tell you're funny on an app.
- No, they can't, they can't.
- Yeah, I tried myself and not great.
- But they always like, "I want somebody to make me laugh."
And they're like, "Laugh."
[Bit 8]
- There's nothing worse than getting a DM on an app
that says, "I wanna suck your dick."
And you click on the profile and it's Chen.
- I gotta be honest with you, I bet Chen goes hard.
- Oh yeah, oh no doubt about it.
- Can you imagine one of these nights
