Ron White on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·1.50 tag density
About Ron White's sets
Ron White has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #680 (7 Sept 2024) and the latest on episode #750 (30 Dec 2025).
Ron White has performed for guest panels including Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly and Madison Square Garden (Night One).
Ron White averages 0.26 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 73% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Ron White follows each punchline with 1.50 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Ron White's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75030 Dec 2025
from the same area. They got together and had even more beautiful babies. And almost the exact opposite thing
is happening right now in Kansas.
Kansas is full of ugly quitters, have you ever been there?
Not those people in Kansas, their forefathers on the Oregon Trail in St. Louis, Missouri. They got to Kansas and said, "Fuck it, I'm staying here,
and I'm gonna fuck that fat girl right over there."
KT #6807 Sept 2024
To me. But I didn't call him out on it or anything. I guess if you'd walked in the bathroom at that exact moment,
we would have both seemed gay.
But it was just him.
You like dick, right? 'Cause you're a gay guy and you have a dick, perfect, right? I don't like dick at all,
but I can't keep my hands off of mine.