Scott Wharton on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.65 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Scott Wharton's sets
Scott Wharton has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #494 (2 Mar 2021) and the latest on episode #583 (15 Nov 2022).
Scott Wharton came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Scott Wharton has performed for guest panels including Tim Dillon, Joe Rogan and Brian Moses.
Scott Wharton averages 0.65 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 84% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Scott Wharton follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Scott Wharton's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #58315 Nov 2022
- Joe Biden sniffs kids the same way
I sniff a fresh bag of weed.
I can't wait to hit that.
It's a two-party system, right? The two-party system is like if you had just two neighbors and they're both registered sex offenders.
But you must choose one to take your child trick-or-treating.
Or else you waste your Halloween.
KT #4942 Mar 2021
He started freaking out.
He's like, "Am I really a good boy?"
Do all dogs really go to heaven?
If dog has got spelled backwards, backwards does that mean if I walk in reverse I'll become God whoa these are freaking out he's like hold on man K9 K is the 11 letter in the alphabet 9 11
9 9 11 9 11 was an inside job
- "Pattog, no."