Scott Wharton

Bucket PullMan

Watch Scott Wharton's Kill Tony episode 494 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.73 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.65 punch density·1.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.73 punch density·1.00 tag density

- What is up, everybody?

How you doing?

Make some noise one time.

All right.

[Bit 1]

So my dog ate my LSD.

We've all been there.

Don't act like I'm the only one, Joe.

You know what I'm talking about.

He started freaking out.

He's like, "Am I really a good boy?"

Do all dogs really go to heaven?

Hold on, man.

If dog has got spelled backwards,

backwards does that mean if I walk in reverse I'll become God whoa these are

freaking out he's like hold on man K9 K is the 11 letter in the alphabet 9 11

9 9 11 9 11 was an inside job

- "Pattog, no."

I didn't write that joke, man.

George Bush wrote that joke, y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo my dog ate my LSD.

punchlineWe've all been there.

tagDon't act like I'm the only one, Joe.

tagYou know what I'm talking about.