Sharon Ruth Hensley on Kill Tony

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2 sets·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.67 tag density

About Sharon Ruth Hensley's sets

Sharon Ruth Hensley has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #709 (4 Mar 2025) and the latest on episode #754 (3 Feb 2026).

Sharon Ruth Hensley came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.

Sharon Ruth Hensley has performed for guest panels including Bert Kreischer, Rick Ingraham, Big Jay Oakerson and Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan).

Sharon Ruth Hensley averages 0.47 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 65% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.

On average Sharon Ruth Hensley follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.

Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are elephant-in-the-room jokes, ahead of reframe (2).

Appearances

EpisodeDateGuest panelBitsPunch densityTag density
KT #7543 Feb 2026Bert Kreischer, Rick Ingraham20.570.33
KT #7094 Mar 2025Big Jay Oakerson, Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan)30.381.00

Jokes from Sharon Ruth Hensley's sets

A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.

KT #7543 Feb 2026

elephant-in-the-room
setup

I am Sharon Ruth Hensley and I have two helpful hints for the male of our species to better interact with me. One, if you insist on mentioning your penis, Tony, more than once within a short period of time, I will have questions and/or comments.

punchline

I am not responsible for what form those take and inquiring minds still want to know your circumcision status.

misdirect
setup

Two, if you insist on sending me pictures of said penis, Tony's audience, be aware in Texas and a handful of other states it is against the law.

punchline

I find them amusing, so I will allow it.

KT #7094 Mar 2025

elephant-in-the-room
setup

and I am deeply disappointed

punchline

that I have aged out of being a sugar baby.

reframe
setup

You're not going to knock me up. I can't sue you for child support. I will understand your '80s references

punchline

because I was alive then.

tag

But that's OK.

tag

Keep playing in the kiddie pool.