Sharon Ruth Hensley

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Watch Sharon Ruth Hensley's Kill Tony episode 754 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.57 punch density·0.33 tag density

Good evening, Kill Tony people.

Take two.

[Bit 1]

I am Sharon Ruth Hensley and I have two helpful hints for the male of our species to better interact with me.

One, if you insist on mentioning your penis, Tony,

more than once within a short period of time, I will have questions and/or comments.

I am not responsible for what form those take and inquiring minds still want to know your circumcision status.

[Bit 2]

Two, if you insist on sending me pictures of said penis, Tony's audience, be aware in

Texas and a handful of other states it is against the law.

I find them amusing, so I will allow it.

If, and only if, you follow these guidelines.

Well lit, head to toe, nude, fully erect, holding a 16 ounce bottle adjacent for size

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI am Sharon Ruth Hensley and I have two helpful hints for the male of our species to better interact with me.

setupOne, if you insist on mentioning your penis, Tony,

setupmore than once within a short period of time, I will have questions and/or comments.

punchlineI am not responsible for what form those take and inquiring minds still want to know your circumcision status.