Sion Lazar on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Sion Lazar's sets
Sion Lazar has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #755 (10 Feb 2026).
Sion Lazar came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Sal Vulcano and Greg Fitzsimmons.
Sion Lazar averages 0.32 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 63% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Sion Lazar follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 1 are misdirect jokes, ahead of analogy (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #755Medium Joke Book | 10 Feb 2026 | Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Sal Vulcano, Greg Fitzsimmons | 2 | 0.32 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Sion Lazar's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75510 Feb 2026
If you people think that they don't drive well over here,
you should see how they walk.
If you don't know what a Metro's... What they do is, in the Metro, if you're walking around and you don't know what a Metrosexual is,
just watch who's bouncing off of the poles.