Sir Winston Pickles on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.33 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·0.43 tag density
About Sir Winston Pickles's sets
Sir Winston Pickles has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #728 (22 July 2025) and the latest on episode #750 (30 Dec 2025).
Sir Winston Pickles came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Sir Winston Pickles has performed for guest panels including Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly and Ali Siddiq.
Sir Winston Pickles averages 0.80 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 92% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Sir Winston Pickles's punch density went from 0.57 in the first set to 0.67 in the latest.
On average Sir Winston Pickles follows each punchline with 0.43 tags.
Of the 12 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Sir Winston Pickles's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75030 Dec 2025
I was driving last night and I accidentally, uh, hit a deer.
A deer all lady.
What was she even doing up at 1 a.m.?
Oh, I don't really need Christmas lights there.
I just need a bottle of Luminol.
KT #73219 Aug 2025
Anybody else relieved when a severe weather warning turns out to be just an amber alert?
I've actually lost my cell phone. I accidentally put it in Malaysian airplane mode.
So, that's gone.
KT #72822 July 2025
Well, I'm 60 years of age and my high school belt still fits around my neck.
She's one of those teenage girls who likes to go jogging at 5am in the morning. Well, 5.22 this morning. As she goes jogging I like to drive slowly behind her with my headlights off.
You know, just to make sure she's safe.
Well you have to, there's some fucking weirdos out there in the morning.