Sir Winston Pickles

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Watch Sir Winston Pickles's Kill Tony episode 750 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.33 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·0.43 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.67 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I was driving last night and I accidentally, uh, hit a deer.

A deer all lady.

What was she even doing up at 1 a.m.?

I told the cops she didn't look left or right

before she crossed and he said she shouldn't have to

in her own kitchen.

[Bit 2]

It's that time of year where I've gotta decide

whether to hang my Christmas lights or myself.

Oh, I don't really need Christmas lights there.

I just need a bottle of Luminol.

[Bit 3]

I was in a drag race earlier today

and I got disqualified for wearing sneakers

instead of high heels.

Okay, my time is up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI was driving last night and I accidentally, uh, hit a deer.

punchlineA deer all lady.

tagWhat was she even doing up at 1 a.m.?