Steve Breeze on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.67 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.28 punch density·1.17 tag density
About Steve Breeze's sets
Steve Breeze has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #135 (28 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #147 (3 May 2016).
Steve Breeze came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Steve Breeze has performed for guest panels including Doug Benson, Esther Ku, Greg Fitzsimmons and Jimmy Shubert.
Steve Breeze averages 0.28 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 70% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Steve Breeze's punch density went from 0.33 in the first set to 0.25 in the latest.
On average Steve Breeze follows each punchline with 1.17 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Steve Breeze's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #1473 May 2016
My name is Steve Breeze, my social security number is 395026574. My mother's maiden name is Duran,
and the answer to your question is security question.
It's the topic of this next joke.
Sad like every day in my life. My ex-girlfriend really fucked me up. She, uh, she cheated on me.
So what I did is I masturbated to a picture of the guy she fucks right in front of her.
Because if I have to think about her fucking another dude,
she has to think of that every time we have sex, so.
KT #1442 Sept 2017
My name is Steve Breeze, my social security name is 395026574.
My mother's name is Duran and the answer to my security question is the topic of this next joke.
So what I did is I masturbated to a picture of the guy she flutched right in front of her. 'Cause if I have to think about her fucking another dude,
she has to think of that every time we have sex.
KT #13528 Dec 2018
So I'm single, and I make up stories about my cat that died five years ago.
And a lot of people think I'm a serial murderer.
I don't see that.
Maybe in the new Wes Anderson movie,
Here's a fun fact, every 46 seconds, a pothead gets arrested in this country,
and that'll be the quickest thing a pothead has ever done.