Steve Breeze

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Watch Steve Breeze's Kill Tony episode 144 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.28 punch density·1.17 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.26 punch density·0.67 tag density

Yeah, that's a lot of noise and happiness, man.

Thank you.

How are we doing, you guys?

Great.

What's up, Pat?

I was taking a nap and back.

Sorry, I apologize.

[Bit 1]

My name is Steve Breeze, my social security name is 395026574.

My mother's name is Duran and the answer to my security question is the topic of this next joke.

[Bit 2]

I've got a cat named my cat Deep Purple because every time he meows he goes,

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

This joke is sucking right now.

Let's see.

[Bit 3]

You guys ever go through a breakup?

I made some noise if you were sad at one point in your life.

There we go.

Sad like every day of my life.

My ex-girlfriend really fucked me up.

She cheated on me.

So what I did is I masturbated to a picture

of the guy she flutched right in front of her.

'Cause if I have to think about her fucking another dude,

she has to think of that every time we have sex.

So, all right, thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

punchlineMy name is Steve Breeze, my social security name is 395026574.

tagMy mother's name is Duran and the answer to my security question is the topic of this next joke.