Tim Hill on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.33 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Tim Hill's sets
Tim Hill has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #393 (27 Sept 2019) and the latest on episode #706 (15 Feb 2025).
Tim Hill came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Tim Hill has performed for guest panels including 2025 Nye Heb Arena and La Jolla #2.
Tim Hill averages 0.46 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 63% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Tim Hill's punch density went from 0.35 in the first set to 0.46 in the latest.
On average Tim Hill follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 12 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Tim Hill's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70615 Feb 2025
Every woman comes differently, every woman takes a little something different to reach a climax. I was dating a lady one time who can only come while she was on top. My last girlfriend can only come when she was getting fucked from behind.
The lady I'm with right now can only come if she's getting fucked by a black guy and I'm tied up.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
But I was in Narcotics Anonymous for a long time and there was this lady, she was in my group, she was in Narcotics Anonymous, she was there for weed. And yo, I respect everybody but like fuck that lady, you know what, it's like, hey,
we do heroin and benzos in your sweetheart.
Alright?
Get a story or get out, okay?
KT #44116 Mar 2020
Good. So I dated a little person.
Yeah, give it up for me. I'm a hero, everybody.
I already look like this. I live in a van. I can't date someone this tall.
That's--it looks like a crime for me to date someone this tall.
I can't be like, "No, I'm driving her to college,
I promise.
KT #39327 Sept 2019
Like they're like, "Hey man, do you skate?" I'm like, "No." And they're like, "Tch."
Thought you skated, bro.
to look more like me. 'Cause right now cops try so hard to look like cops. Meanwhile, crime walks up to me
while I'm minding my own business.