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2019-09-27

Tim Hill

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Watch Tim Hill's Kill Tony episode 393 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.33 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·1.00 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

So this is me, I'm Tim, this is what I look like.

I look like I skateboard, I don't skateboard.

People ask me if I skateboard all the time

when I tell them I don't skateboard,

they get like pretty mad.

It's weird, like I'm stealing valor or something.

Like they're like, "Hey man, do you skate?"

I'm like, "No."

And they're like, "Tch."

Thought you skated, bro.

Like what was gonna happen if I skated?

Were we gonna exchange numbers and break our ankles later?

What was gonna happen?

[Bit 2]

But like I know it's like 'cause of what I look like,

I put off that vibe that I'm okay with like

most general illegal activity and that's fine.

I'm okay with that.

[Bit 3]

I just feel like cops should try a little harder

to look more like me.

'Cause right now cops try so hard to look like cops.

Meanwhile, crime walks up to me

while I'm minding my own business.

Wow.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo this is me, I'm Tim, this is what I look like.

setupI look like I skateboard, I don't skateboard.

setupPeople ask me if I skateboard all the time

setupwhen I tell them I don't skateboard,

setupthey get like pretty mad.

punchlineIt's weird, like I'm stealing valor or something.