Tom Whalen on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.47 tag density
About Tom Whalen's sets
Tom Whalen has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #189 (6 Mar 2017) and the latest on episode #668 (18 June 2024).
Tom Whalen came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Tom Whalen has performed for guest panels including Sam Tallent, Jayson Thibault and Steve Simeone.
Tom Whalen averages 0.37 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 53% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Tom Whalen follows each punchline with 0.47 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Tom Whalen's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #66818 June 2024
Could you imagine if the Muslims ran Hollywood? Wouldn't be good.
No titties. Okay, could you imagine if the Catholics were in Hollywood? All little
boys. No, I am. I'm Catholic. I'm such a good Catholic. I molested the priest. Fuck
that priest. I gave him the body of Christ and then I gave him the fucking
body of Big T. You guys thinking about a 12 year old me fucking a priest right
KT #1896 Mar 2017
Shit, had a tough day. Got my lighter stolen.
Sorry, I'm not trying to play the victim.
I tap one off and then I gotta go eat breakfast with my roommates who are little Asian girls and what kind of porn do I watch?
Little Asian girls and they got cream of wheat.
They're eating the sloppiest breakfast possible.