Tom Whalen

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Watch Tom Whalen's Kill Tony episode 668 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.53 punch density·0.60 tag density

- How we doing, guys?

Yes!

[Bit 1]

Stevie Wonder's in the house, guys, give it up for him.

[Bit 2]

Christ is king!

Okay, that might sound anti-Semitic.

I'm not anti-Semitic, okay?

I'm actually pro-Semitic,

which means I think the Jews run Hollywood,

but they're doing a great job, you know?

Keep it up, Jews!

[Bit 3]

Could you imagine if the Muslims ran Hollywood?

Wouldn't be good.

No titties. Okay, could you imagine if the Catholics were in Hollywood? All little

boys. No, I am. I'm Catholic. I'm such a good Catholic. I molested the priest. Fuck

that priest. I gave him the body of Christ and then I gave him the fucking

body of Big T. You guys thinking about a 12 year old me fucking a priest right

No, that's okay.

That's okay.

[Bit 4]

No, I am a Catholic.

I think, you know, the motto for Catholicism

should be, "Sex is a vile act that I love

'cause I'm disgusting."

You know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineStevie Wonder's in the house, guys, give it up for him.