Verzi Triplets on Kill Tony
5 sets·2.60 bits/set·4.40 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.85 tag density
About Verzi Triplets's sets
Verzi Triplets has done 5 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #154 (24 May 2016) and the latest on episode #197 (10 Aug 2017).
Verzi Triplets came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Verzi Triplets has performed for guest panels including Bryan Callen, Brendan Schaub, Doug Benson and Big Jay Oakerson.
Verzi Triplets averages 0.70 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 88% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Verzi Triplets's punch density went from 0.20 in the first set to 0.42 in the latest.
On average Verzi Triplets follows each punchline with 0.85 tags.
Of the 22 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 9 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (5).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #197 | 10 Aug 2017 | Bryan Callen, Brendan Schaub | 3 | 0.42 | 0.60 |
| KT #190 | 6 Mar 2017 | Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson, Dom Irrera | 3 | 1.38 | 0.83 |
| KT #189 | 6 Mar 2017 | Jayson Thibault, Steve Simeone | 1 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| KT #187 | 24 Feb 2017 | KILL TONY #187 | 4 | 0.53 | 1.50 |
| KT #154 | 24 May 2016 | Jesse Joyce, Byron Bowers | 2 | 0.20 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Verzi Triplets's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19710 Aug 2017
commercials we did when we were seven years old? Yeah, we were child actors. You don't need talent to be a child actor, you just need to be cute. Yeah, and we
were very molestable kids. Oh, just totally. Six dimples. Six dimples between us. We're a pedophile's wet dream, okay? That's all we're saying. We're very cute, and you know, in the
But it's different out there. Like the child labor laws in America, you work three hours and then they rotate you in.
In Africa, you work or they kill you.
KT #1906 Mar 2017
She'd always just say, wait till your father gets home.
You know, 'cause women can't do anything right.
That's kind of weird though, like, "Hey, honey, I'm home."
Oh, hey, you mind beating the shit out of our sons?
Just passed that rage off to him.
KT #1896 Mar 2017
We would be very polite gangbangers, though. We very polite. So hospitable. Like, could we take your coat? Can I get you something to drink?
May I double stuff your cunt? You know, stuff like that. Just very, very nice.
Very real sweethearts very nice. That's what we do
It's just how it be so we had to all get on the same page. You know we talked beforehand all right
Alex you're taking the mouth got it Sean. We need the lube and towels go get it. I'm going up the gut ready break all right
Here we go. Oh, okay
KT #18724 Feb 2017
He only wanted one kid, not a fucking litter of children. Our birth was like a Trojan horse. Our parents thought they were getting one special gift,
and then a whole bunch of men came following us.
Oh, it's a party.
You know, my proudest moment with my dad was when I graduated college. He said, Sean, I'm so proud of you.
Except my name's Alex.
So yeah.
It hurts a little bit.
KT #15424 May 2016
She said it did not stop. For the doctors, it must have been like pulling on a magician's handkerchief
and just kept going and going.
And oh my god, there's more in here.
Wow, this thing is never ending.
like our fathers disappointment in us