Verzi Triplets

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Watch Verzi Triplets's Kill Tony episode 190 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.38 punch density, 0.83 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

You know, growing up, our dad hit us a lot as kids.

Our mom didn't, though, because she was a big pussy.

- Big pussy. - Big pussy.

She'd always just say, wait till your father gets home.

You know, 'cause women can't do anything right.

That's kind of weird though, like, "Hey, honey, I'm home."

Oh, hey, you mind beating the shit out of our sons?

Just passed that rage off to him.

It was just an alley-oop of guilt just throwing it up.

My dad would just always slam it home.

Stocked in the Malone of punishment.

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

And we were raised in a Catholic Italian household,

so my dad would do the sign of the cross before he hit us with the belt.

Just, you know, beat the righteousness into us.

That's how Jesus worked!

[Bit 3]

I remember when I was 13, I was watching porn and my dad came in and he was pissed and he gave me the belt

And I'll never forget what he said. He said put it around your neck. You'll come so much harder

And I did I did it was great for our circle jerks later awesome stuff

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setupYou know, growing up, our dad hit us a lot as kids.

punchlineOur mom didn't, though, because she was a big pussy.

tag- Big pussy. - Big pussy.