William Montgomery

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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 417 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.09 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.09 punch density·0.00 tag density

Let's give it up for Thanksgiving America!

Let's give it up for the Pilgrims pride!

Let's give it up for Indians!

[Bit 1]

So he's not the best funeral director,

but he's a hell of a puppeteer.

I don't know what the punchline to that one is, yeah.

Thought I was gonna get way more laughter.

It scares me a little bit.

[Bit 2]

So I've been researching wormholes lately.

I have a bunch of them in my backyard.

Ma'am, is your birthday November 17th?

Her birthday is November 17th, y'all.

I've recently discovered I have ability--

Sir, is your birthday October 31st?

His birthday is October 31st, y'all.

Wow.

-Come here, you son! -Oh, my God.

Wow, what was that?

My brother's here, Vance. Why did you--

Vance Montgomery from the--

Vance, you're a lawyer in Memphis.

You're overshadowing me.

Why are you doing this?

You know our parents watch this.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo he's not the best funeral director,

punchlinebut he's a hell of a puppeteer.