David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 417 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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- Yeah.

[Bit 1]

Good looking women don't change the world.

You know what I'm saying?

Because they too busy going to dinner and brunch.

Like ugly women have all the time on their hands,

you know what I'm saying?

That's why they so fucking innovative.

[Bit 2]

Example, the lady that made me two.

Y'all ever seen that bitch?

She look like Vin Rains in the face.

[Bit 3]

Like she just looked like she had to do a lot of fending

for herself when she was a kid, you know what I'm saying?

I refuse to believe she got me too, you know what I'm saying?

She was more like a same here, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 4]

Like in order for me to fuck her,

I would have to be me too, you feel me?

Like bitch, you ain't got me too.

Thank y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupGood looking women don't change the world.

punchlineBecause they too busy going to dinner and brunch.