Collin Sledge

Golden Ticket

Watch Collin Sledge's Kill Tony episode 736 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

Okay, thank you.

[Bit 1]

I need a paralegal,

a pair of legal titties to suck on.

I should have saved that for the end.

[Bit 2]

My check engine light's been on for a few months,

and I feel like the check engine light

has very feminine energy, you know?

It's like something's wrong.

What's wrong?

Well, if you cared, you would already know.

[Bit 3]

My girlfriend thinks the godfather is too long,

But her story about when her coworker was bitchy to her two years ago is...

the perfect length.

Okay, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI need a paralegal,

punchlinea pair of legal titties to suck on.