William Montgomery

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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 492 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.17 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·1.17 punch density·0.40 tag density

I love Phoenix!

[Bit 1]

Uh, I call all the weight I put on during quarantine

of the COVID-19.

[Bit 2]

I'm still waiting for MTV to release the show.

Teen Dad, what about us?

You think it's easy staying with the mom

until the baby turns nine months?

[Bit 3]

Joe Biden's so old when the Titanic sank they said women and children first and

he said nah maybe just the children. I just read a restaurant describe itself

[Bit 4]

as unconventional and it was kind of turned off give me a place that

advertises itself as for level-headed Christians. Democrats are the party of

[Bit 5]

of diversity, which Joe Biden has proven by appointing Jews

with totally different fingertips, or fingerprints.

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setupUh, I call all the weight I put on during quarantine

punchlineof the COVID-19.