Sean Stewart

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density·4 sets

This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.82 punch density·0.80 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So I'm recently single, and let's hear it for the single people here, you know?

Whoo!

It wasn't my choice, though. No, it was a...

very abrupt, my extended things. I walked into the house and she had the shotgun in her mouth,

and her brains were all back at the fucking wall.

And I was like, "Jesus Christ, Bix,

"you gave me a mess to clean up too?"

I did the dishes last night, it was your chore night.

What the fuck is this?

I didn't know I was dating Kurt Cobain.

Oh, this does not smell like teen spirit, no it doesn't.

Smells like a conjuring, if anything.

You know the worst part about that night?

No head.

I bought that couch, too, the audacity.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A breakup explanation implies ordinary rejection, but reveals suicide.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I'm recently single, and let's hear it for the single people here, you know?

setupIt wasn't my choice, though. No, it was a...

setupvery abrupt, my extended things. I walked into the house and she had the shotgun in her mouth,

punchlineand her brains were all back at the fucking wall.