Sean Stewart on Kill Tony
4 sets·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density
About Sean Stewart's sets
Sean Stewart has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #671 (9 July 2024) and the latest on episode #735 (16 Sept 2025).
Sean Stewart came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Sean Stewart has performed for guest panels including Triple H, Carrot Top, Jimmy Carr and James Mccann.
Sean Stewart averages 0.53 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Sean Stewart's punch density went from 0.82 in the first set to 0.47 in the latest.
On average Sean Stewart follows each punchline with 0.75 tags.
Of the 17 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (6).
Appearances
Jokes from Sean Stewart's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #73516 Sept 2025
It didn't work.
You gotta open it first.
I really wish I would have found it out
before I put a second one up there.
I don't know if you guys can tell I'm not very good with women.
KT #721
No. I don't even speak Spanish. So now when they ask me that, I just whip my dick out.
I'm like, "You can smoke this."
But they're always disappointed. They're expecting a BCC, a big Cuban cigar.
And I whip out a Swisher suite.
Doesn't even last as long as Swisher.
How do you measure penis in seconds, inches, or strokes?
KT #70718 Feb 2025
I'm kind of sad I wasn't invited to that island though. Not as an adult, but as a kid.
I wanted a Nickelodeon show.
I think it could have been better than Drake and Josh.
If I was a kid on that island that got him on my weekly schedule, I'd be kind of pumped.
You know he gave some bomb-ass head.
KT #6719 July 2024
So I'm recently single, and let's hear it for the single people here, you know? It wasn't my choice, though. No, it was a... very abrupt, my extended things. I walked into the house and she had the shotgun in her mouth,
and her brains were all back at the fucking wall.
And I was like, "Jesus Christ, Bix,
"you gave me a mess to clean up too?"
I did the dishes last night, it was your chore night.
What the fuck is this?