William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

I actually did a rim to rim on Red Band's fucking mom a couple nights ago.

And that shit's nasty.

[Bit 2]

The jury convicted Hunter Biden on three gun possession felonies and in a twist of fate,

one of the main witnesses against him was his dead brother's widow.

He was fucking.

[Bit 3]

But seriously, I don't think President Biden will be pardoning him since Joe forgot he

I even had a son.

[Bit 4]

One of Elon Musk's neurolink employees is suing

because they were forced to work

with a herpes-infected monkey,

and I just want you to know,

Red Band, you will be getting a call from my lawyer, dude.

[Bit 5]

They don't make porn dramas like they used to.

You know those tearjerkers that turn you on

but make you so sad?

friends become enemies, enemies become enemas.

[Bit 6]

The bad news is mom divorced dad.

The worst news is she married Bill Goldberg.

That's a scary wrestler.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“Rimming Red Band's mother could be disgusting.”

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setupI actually did a rim to rim on Red Band's fucking mom a couple nights ago.

punchlineAnd that shit's nasty.