2024-12-24

Set 12 · Episode 697

Ari Matti

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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·1.00 punch density·1.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I have a confession to make.

I eat ass.

I'm tired of hiding it, ladies.

Don't hide your asshole.

My tongue is going up that ass.

If you're a lady with a guy who doesn't eat your ass,

what's wrong?

A little poo-poo on your mouth?

Oh! A little poo-poo!

Gay boy?

I don't give a fuck!

I remember when the research came out,

they were like, "It's official.

Squirt this piss."

I was at home like, "I guess I'm a toilet!"

I don't give a fuck!

Every liquid you ladies make, I want in my mouth,

as soon as possible.

Anybody on their period, save the tampon.

I want to make some tea later.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Avoiding anal sex acts implies hygiene caution, but reveals squeamishness.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI have a confession to make.

punchlineI eat ass.

tagI'm tired of hiding it, ladies.

tagDon't hide your asshole.

tagMy tongue is going up that ass.

setupIf you're a lady with a guy who doesn't eat your ass,

setupwhat's wrong?

punchlineA little poo-poo on your mouth?

tagOh! A little poo-poo!

tagGay boy?

tagI don't give a fuck!