William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

Hot to go.

Sounds like something Hans Kim's mom would say

when she's handing a customer food.

[Bit 2]

My Spotify raps as my top song for 2024

was crop dusting the funeral home during visitations.

[Bit 3]

The guy who shot the United Health Care CEO

in New York City was caught today

at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania.

Apparently he was meeting with a hamburger-ler

to get some tips on poisoning people.

[Bit 4]

I'm planning a bar mitzvah,

and at the last minute, the rabbi comes,

cancels on me because we're not Jewish

and I don't have a son, so yeah,

I'm back on the Hamas train.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hot to go could be a food vendor's sales pitch.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupH-O-T-T-O-G-O.

setupHot to go.

punchlineSounds like something Hans Kim's mom would say

punchlinewhen she's handing a customer food.