2024-10-15

Set 3 · Episode 687

Chris Rees

Bucket PullManYoungAsian

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 28:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So I was thinking the other day,

just pondering, speaking to myself,

were there any retarded kids on Epstein Island?

Like, do you think there was retarded kids

on Epstein Island?

Yeah?

And can I ask you another question?

Do you think it's better to molest a normal kid

or a retarded kid?

You don't have an answer?

Pussy.

I'll tell you, 'cause there is a right answer.

It's retarded kid for sure.

It's retarded kid for two reasons.

Reason number one, they're too goofy to testify.

Where'd he touch you?

I like fire trucks.

And reason number two, a lot more drool.

I don't know if you ever fucked dry kid hole,

but it's annoying.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Ranking molestation victims implies no right answer, but reveals disabled children.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I was thinking the other day,

setupwere there any retarded kids on Epstein Island?

setupLike, do you think there was retarded kids

setupon Epstein Island?

setupAnd can I ask you another question?

setupDo you think it's better to molest a normal kid

setupor a retarded kid?

setupYou don't have an answer?

setupI'll tell you, 'cause there is a right answer.

punchlineIt's retarded kid for sure.