Set 3 · Episode 690
Ari Matti
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[Bit 1]
I had to move apartments.
You ever do that, sir?
Cool.
I had to move apartments because the last apartment I got,
It was on the 32nd floor, it was one of those high rises,
with one of those balconies.
And let me tell you, my mental health is not at a position
where I can have an immediate solution to all of my problems.
Dude, I couldn't even chill because I would just get high and look at my balcony like,
"Do it, pussy."
I've never thought about killing myself, but I have romanticized it.
I would love to kill myself over something minute.
Like my girl gets back and she's like, "You got the wrong coffee beans again."
And I'm like, "Ha ha!"
I have a friend right now, he's trying to leave his girlfriend
and his girlfriend did the classic emo thing where she goes
you know, if you're gonna leave me, I'm gonna kill myself
and I never understood how is that a threat?
like, I don't like you bitch
And now you kill yourself?
Sounds perfect.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“A high-rise balcony could be an instant solution to problems.”
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setupI had to move apartments.
setupI had to move apartments because the last apartment I got,
setupIt was on the 32nd floor, it was one of those high rises,
setupwith one of those balconies.
setupAnd let me tell you, my mental health is not at a position
punchlinewhere I can have an immediate solution to all of my problems.
setupDude, I couldn't even chill because I would just get high and look at my balcony like,
punchline"Do it, pussy."