Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.62 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:42:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Love it here in Vegas.

I don't know what you guys have against Oakland,

but I feel bad for them.

You guys took the Raiders, you guys took the A's,

you guys even took the crime and homelessness.

There's nothing for black people to do in Oakland anymore.

[Bit 2]

Vegas is the only place you can tell people

you're a magician and they don't immediately think you're a pedophile?

There's like Hogwarts for douchebags.

[Bit 3]

Love that the Jews were blowing up those pagers in Lebanon, the Hezbollah pagers.

I don't realize that terrorists had to have pagers?

What are they, on call?

- Hogs, did you get my text?

- Yes, I did.

[Bit 4]

Yeah, I have a very liberal sister.

She's so liberal, she goes to adoption centers

and tells the kids that they should have been aborted.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Las Vegas could be stealing Oakland's crime along with its teams.”

Joke Type

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Lines

setupLove it here in Vegas.

setupI don't know what you guys have against Oakland,

setupbut I feel bad for them.

setupYou guys took the Raiders, you guys took the A's,

punchlineyou guys even took the crime and homelessness.

tagThere's nothing for black people to do in Oakland anymore.