Set 7 · Episode 690
Kam Patterson
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Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.67 tag density
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[Bit 1]
My little sister just came out and told my dad that she was gay.
It worked, it's on.
All right, we got it back. We're good.
My sister just told my dad that she was gay,
and my dad is not progressive.
My dad is 64 years old, so he don't,
he got a brother that's been gay his whole life.
He's 57, my dad just go, he not gay, he just confused.
That's what he been saying the whole time.
And my sister came out of Tovshade,
dad's gonna tell you that I like girls,
and my dad went, "Hey, I'm gonna tell you something.
"You've been my daughter for 18 years.
"I love you, I'm always gonna love you,
"and it doesn't change anything I feel about you,
"but you're going to hell."
And my sister said, "Well see you in hell then, nigga."
And then my dad said,
"I'm not gonna be on the gay side of hell,
"I'll tell you that much."
As if hell had two sides.
[Bit 2]
I wonder if Hitler went to heaven.
What if he did?
The dude did kill his son.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Parental acceptance implies progress, but reveals damnation.”
Joke Type
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setupMy little sister just came out and told my dad that she was gay.
setupMy sister just told my dad that she was gay,
setupand my dad is not progressive.
setupMy dad is 64 years old, so he don't,
setuphe got a brother that's been gay his whole life.
setupAnd my sister came out of Tovshade,
setupdad's gonna tell you that I like girls,
setupand my dad went, "Hey, I'm gonna tell you something.
setup"You've been my daughter for 18 years.
setup"I love you, I'm always gonna love you,
setup"and it doesn't change anything I feel about you,
punchline"but you're going to hell."
tagAnd my sister said, "Well see you in hell then, nigga."