Michael Scott

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Career avg·1.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density·Large Joke Book

Watch Michael Scott’s set

Skips to 1:41:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm actually Michael Scott II.

Most of my friends are white because my name is Michael Scott.

White bitches love the office.

[Bit 2]

Hey, guys, when I'm at my white friend's house

and I got to take a piss,

more often than not, I'll just go pee outside.

It's not 'cause I'm uncomfortable using the restroom

inside their house.

It's more like...

I want the other brothers in the neighborhood

to know that he already has a black friend.

This is my Kyle.

And I have to mark my territory.

[Bit 3]

My name is Michael Scott.

The only N-word during my set is "Ner-do-well."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A famous sitcom name could be attractive to sitcom fans.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm actually Michael Scott II.

setupMost of my friends are white because my name is Michael Scott.

punchlineWhite bitches love the office.