Michael Scott on Kill Tony
4 sets·1.75 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.63 tag density
About Michael Scott's sets
Michael Scott has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #205 (19 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #763.
Michael Scott came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Michael Scott has performed for guest panels including Jeff Ross, Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias, Sam Tallent and Kevin Nealon.
Michael Scott averages 0.41 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 55% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Michael Scott's punch density went from 0.29 in the first set to 0.86 in the latest.
On average Michael Scott follows each punchline with 0.63 tags.
Of the 14 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are analogy jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Michael Scott's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #763
What is the black base model for every object that's supposed to improve our lives? Why is it always black?
I gave mine a pair of white gloves and a bow tie.
I push clean on him and he goes up and down the halls.
"Massa, keep my batteries charged."
KT #7034 Feb 2025
It wasn't for the bars, 'cause he wasn't great. It was more the fact that I found out he was a combat engineer during the Gulf War.
Mystical was a fucking minesweeper.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Danger!
Watch yourselves!
Get on the floor!
KT #66818 June 2024
inside their house. It's more like... I want the other brothers in the neighborhood
to know that he already has a black friend.
This is my Kyle.
And I have to mark my territory.
My name is Michael Scott.
The only N-word during my set is "Ner-do-well."
KT #20519 Aug 2017
And that kind of made me mad because pineapple, that's for Asian Pacific Hawaiian chicks. I fuck a lot of black chicks.
When they gonna make great?
I fuck white chicks too.
When they gonna make bacon?