2024-09-17

Set 1 · Episode 683

Ari Matti

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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.75 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just moved to Texas.

I love it. Bucky's all day.

What I love about Texas is that you guys

are like proud to be American.

And I love that energy, you know?

'Cause the first time I came to America,

this was a couple of years ago, I went to Seattle.

Very different vibe.

Dude, I go to Seattle, I'm hyped.

I'm ready to go off the plane.

I watch "Saving Pride" rhyme back to back three times.

I'm hyped!

I'm ready to shoot somebody, you know.

Let's fucking storm the capital and shit.

And then I get to Seattle, everybody walks around.

Every bitch I met had like green hair.

Such low blood pressure, you know.

Every conversation I had in Seattle,

They were all like,

"You know, America is built on a racist agenda."

Who gives a fuck?

You're here on the winning side.

If you don't like America, go check out Ukraine.

Try to get an oatmeal latte in downtown Kiev.

You ungrateful bitch.

If you don't like America, give me your passport.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Texas could be lovable because patriotism stays enthusiastic.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI just moved to Texas.

punchlineI love it. Bucky's all day.

setupWhat I love about Texas is that you guys

setupare like proud to be American.

punchlineAnd I love that energy, you know?

setup'Cause the first time I came to America,

setupthis was a couple of years ago, I went to Seattle.

punchlineVery different vibe.