2024-09-17

Set 6 · Episode 683

Kam Patterson

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Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.94 punch density·1.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm trying to act and shit.

I been going all distance.

I ain't got shit yet.

They don't want me. They want a different nigga.

Uh...every time I apply for roles,

they always--I just can't be nobody but myself.

I applied to be a British nigga a couple days ago.

That didn't go good at all.

I was like, "Pimp-pimp, cheery old fuck nigga."

Like, "Don't do that."

"Tee-and-crop-pitch pussy."

It wasn't a good time.

[Bit 2]

I also don't make good decisions.

I recently told y'all I bought a 2003 Acura,

and I was a dumb-ass choice.

I should have did that.

I do like my car, though. My car dope.

I like it a lot.

My car is pretty cool, 'cause my car like a thug.

You feel what I'm saying?

Like, old cars are thugs in my mind.

Like, my car with them with Tupac got shot.

It's seen a lot of shit.

New cars is pussy.

Real shit.

Like, a 2024 car, pussy is hell, though.

If you could lock in a Tesla,

it'd probably beep a lot before you put your seat belt on.

Please.

Please put your seatbelt on when you gonna die.

And that '03 Acura, if I don't put a seatbelt on,

fuck, you wanna die, let's die, brother.

I been tryin' to die a long time, let's go, nigga.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A Black actor could be limited to only playing himself.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm trying to act and shit.

setupI been going all distance.

setupI ain't got shit yet.

punchlineThey don't want me. They want a different nigga.