Patrick Cassidy

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.90 tag density·2 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.59 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Anybody else ever walk in on your parents

having sex when you're a kid?

17 times?

Gets awkward after four or five.

[Bit 2]

They, it's kind of my fault the first time.

They asked me what I wanted for my birthday,

and I was like, "I wanna watch."

So I've never wanted a bike more in my life.

[Bit 3]

Speaking of awkward birthdays, I just turned 50.

19 months ago.

[Bit 4]

Turning 50's not so bad though.

There's this new thing called FFBs.

You guys heard of this?

50 year old fuck boys?

No, nobody?

Fuck, I've been trying to get this going for 19 months.

[Bit 5]

My dad died recently.

I've been having a hard time trying to talk about it

with my black friends.

'Cause I don't wanna think I'm appropriating their culture

by not having a black father.

I'm just kidding. I don't have any black friends.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Parents' sex becomes so extreme that 17 walk-ins happen.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupAnybody else ever walk in on your parents

setuphaving sex when you're a kid?

punchline17 times?

tagGets awkward after four or five.