William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 2:03:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Big congratulations to Lizzo.

She is now focusing on her health

and has lost half of her body weight.

Lizzo, I'm sure it feels so much better

to be walking around at 450 pounds,

50 pounds, you big-ass bitch.

Can't stand you, bitch!

[Bit 2]

Somebody told me that Hall and Oates broke up.

I didn't even realize they were dating.

I thought you were like that, maybe, Tom.

[Bit 3]

Hey, Tony, what do you commit

when you quit smoking cigarettes

and start using pouches?

Zinfidelity.

[Bit 4]

Look, I'm not saying Red Band has monkey pox,

but why is his fiance now calling him Honky Kong?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Lizzo both loses half her body weight and yet still weighs 450 pounds.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupBig congratulations to Lizzo.

setupShe is now focusing on her health

setupand has lost half of her body weight.

setupLizzo, I'm sure it feels so much better

setupto be walking around at 450 pounds,

punchline50 pounds, you big-ass bitch.

tagCan't stand you, bitch!