2024-12-31

Set 6 · Episode 698

Kam Patterson

RegularManBlackSmall Joke Book

Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.19 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:07:20 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Smile, bitch, please. Goddamn.

Bitch look evil in the front row.

That's evil as fuck.

I just changed my profession.

I am now a magician.

Somebody give me a purse.

Somebody please give me a purse.

I'm magic now, nigga, I do magic shit.

That was the easiest, I do magic, give me a purse.

That was the easiest, fuck.

[Bit 2]

You know, I went to the Black History Museum in DC.

What's so fucking funny?

That's not funny.

I went there, I saw a lot of history and it was dope.

I liked it a lot.

My favorite part about the whole museum

was I met this thick ass white bitch

and she was crying at the Emmett Till exhibit.

So I whistled out her, 'cause times have changed.

If you so sad for the nigga bitch, make it up to me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Claiming to be a magician implies a performance, but reveals a trick to get someone's purse.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSmile, bitch, please. Goddamn.

setupBitch look evil in the front row.

setupThat's evil as fuck.

setupI just changed my profession.

setupI am now a magician.

setupSomebody give me a purse.

setupSomebody please give me a purse.

setupI'm magic now, nigga, I do magic shit.

punchlineThat was the easiest, I do magic, give me a purse.

tagThat was the easiest, fuck.