
KT #698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR
2024-12-31
Set 1 · Episode 698
William Montgomery
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[Bit 1]
Pfizer is about to release a new version of the COVID vaccine,
and the worst part is that it includes
a new YouTube album in the syringe.
[Bit 2]
Quick housekeeping note --
tonight's proceeds will benefit the defense fund
of Harvey Weinstein.
I'm gonna start selling shirts to say I survived the #MeToo movement.
Let's be honest though, considering I've only talked to four girls in my life,
including my mom, I didn't really survive the #MeToo movement. It's like being
locked up at Rikers Island on 9/11 and later you tell someone, "Yeah, I was there."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“A COVID shot could be delivering a U2 album.”
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setupPfizer is about to release a new version of the COVID vaccine,
setupand the worst part is that it includes
punchlinea new YouTube album in the syringe.