Set 7 · Episode 661
Gordon Dixon
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Career avg·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.09 tag density·3 sets
This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.65 punch density·1.60 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
from Florida hooked up with all yeah Florida in the building hooked up with Austin Cougar last night.
You know what I'm saying?
Sister Elder was an amazing woman, man.
She was amazing.
She was 88, so it was definitely past Cougar.
She was Triceratops, bitch.
That's what that was.
Just extra old.
[Bit 2]
She had one of them old 1930s bushes
that started at the top of the belly button, right?
And it went all the way down, up the back, into a fade.
It was a strong bush.
I called it "Bush Gardens."
That's how thick it was.
It was roller coasters.
[Bit 3]
Yeah, it was a great time.
She was an old hoed man.
She's like, "I want all holes filled,
even the one in her neck, 'cause she was a smoker, so,
you know?"
But I just put the tip in, I ain't wanna kill the bitch.
I love her, you know what I'm saying?
[Bit 4]
She got dementia, she forgot about me five minutes later.
Anyway, so I was like, "Just the tips, sister elder,
let's go."
[Bit 5]
She died today, so I was fucked up.
She did.
I went to her grave site and just left a pack of menthols
and sprinkled some nut on it just to be like,
Like I miss you sister elder.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“88-year-old woman could be a Triceratops rather than a cougar.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupfrom Florida hooked up with all yeah Florida in the building hooked up with Austin Cougar last night.
setupYou know what I'm saying?
setupSister Elder was an amazing woman, man.
setupShe was amazing.
setupShe was 88, so it was definitely past Cougar.
punchlineShe was Triceratops, bitch.
tagThat's what that was.
tagJust extra old.