Gordon Dixon on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.09 tag density
About Gordon Dixon's sets
Gordon Dixon has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #661 (30 Apr 2024) and the latest on episode #751 (6 Jan 2026).
Gordon Dixon came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Gordon Dixon has performed for guest panels including Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Chris Oconnor and Tim Butterly.
Gordon Dixon averages 0.51 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 71% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Gordon Dixon's punch density went from 0.65 in the first set to 0.31 in the latest.
On average Gordon Dixon follows each punchline with 1.09 tags.
Of the 16 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 7 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Gordon Dixon's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7516 Jan 2026
I went to a strip club the other night. They were all making it rain, and I tried to pay for my lap dance with a checkbook,
And I knew I was old.
Exactly.
Half of y'all don't know what checkbooks are.
You guys like handicapped people more than you like
half black people, fuck y'all, man.
KT #71629 Apr 2025
Florida is in the--I just moved to Florida. Anybody from Florida in here?
There's three people in here that can't read.
But I'm single, so of course I fucked. You know what I mean? I fucked. Raw, too. I didn't give a fuck.
That is what you do when you have old people with dementia.
That's what you do. You fuck old people.
KT #66130 Apr 2024
Sister Elder was an amazing woman, man. She was amazing. She was 88, so it was definitely past Cougar.
She was Triceratops, bitch.
That's what that was.
Just extra old.
that started at the top of the belly button, right? And it went all the way down, up the back, into a fade. It was a strong bush.
I called it "Bush Gardens."
That's how thick it was.
It was roller coasters.