Set 10 · Episode 661
William Montgomery
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[Bit 1]
It was actually great, but my fucking eyes
have been killing me.
I actually didn't know what caused an eclipse,
so I looked it up, and apparently it's when Lizzo
walks in front of the sun.
Fat bitch, okay.
[Bit 2]
And by the way, if you don't believe in climate change,
then explain why we've had all of these eclipses
lately, dumbass.
[Bit 3]
And this is a serious deal, this next one, Tony.
During my last tour of Afghanistan,
I came face to face with A.G. Hottie.
I had a gun to his head.
He had a gun to mine.
So I said, "Well, can I bum a smoke?"
He shook his head and said in his native language,
native tongue, you shouldn't smoke.
And he handed me a nicotine lozenge.
I said, thank you kind sir.
What is your name?
And he said, Zinn Laden.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Eclipse cause implies astronomy but reveals Lizzo.”
Joke Type
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setupIt was actually great, but my fucking eyes
setuphave been killing me.
setupI actually didn't know what caused an eclipse,
setupso I looked it up, and apparently it's when Lizzo
punchlinewalks in front of the sun.
tagFat bitch, okay.