2025-07-22
Set 3 · Episode 728
Alex Hurtline
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book
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Skips to 20:52 in the episode
[Bit 1]
All right, so real quick, I just want to address
this shit going on.
'Cause whenever I do stand-up, most people are wondering
why I look like my mom after she burnt dinner.
Yeah, it's just a birthmark, my mom's fine.
My dad would never hit my mom in the face, okay?
Only in the stomach when she was pregnant with me.
That's how it happened.
[Bit 2]
Yeah, but when people find out it's a birthmark,
they usually hit me with something like,
pardon me, Zuko?
What was it like growing up part soccer ball?
And, you know, obviously I got bullied and shit quite a bit,
but, dude, my childhood was actually way harder
for my dad, bro.
He got falsely accused of child abuse a lot.
Yeah, every day.
"Sir, why'd you give your four-year-old the smoke?"
[Bit 3]
Like, dude, I remember this one lady was yelling at him so badly
that, like, my little kid brain didn't know how to process it,
so I would just shake and fear, like,
like Gordon Ramsay's wife when he's about to go down on her.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Denying face-hitting implies no abuse, but reveals punching the stomach during pregnancy.”
Joke Type
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setupAll right, so real quick, I just want to address
setupthis shit going on.
setup'Cause whenever I do stand-up, most people are wondering
setupwhy I look like my mom after she burnt dinner.
setupYeah, it's just a birthmark, my mom's fine.
setupMy dad would never hit my mom in the face, okay?
punchlineOnly in the stomach when she was pregnant with me.
tagThat's how it happened.