Ari Matti

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.44 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

You know how they're like diversifying all the movie franchises now?

They're making like a gay James Bond.

He's got to suck so much dick to get those passwords.

[Bit 2]

They're doing Taken, you know Taken with Liam Neeson?

They're doing one with a black dad.

The phone just keeps ringing.

Sorry baby.

Had to make a stop.

[Bit 3]

Feminists are upset.

I'm set!

[Bit 4]

They're trying to cancel the new Catwoman movie

that's coming out,

because the new Catwoman is Zoe Kravitz.

A banging bitch.

And the feminists are saying,

why does Catwoman always have to be some supermodel?

Why couldn't Catwoman be like a plus size model?

Uh...

She needs to climb.

You ever see a fat cat?

Bitch, you can't be cat to own, you can be Garfield.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Gay spy could be a literal oral sex performer.”

Joke Type

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setupYou know how they're like diversifying all the movie franchises now?

setupThey're making like a gay James Bond.

punchlineHe's got to suck so much dick to get those passwords.