2025-07-22
Set 9 · Episode 728
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.35 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
A plane in India just recently crashed
heading to England and 176 Indians died.
And since that plane crash,
scam calls have been down 50%.
Apple has no more tech support, it's crazy.
You gonna call Apple and talk to a nigga
that sound like me, you know what I'm sayin'?
Can you help me with my phone?
you turn that motherfucker off yet, bitch?
Turn it off and turn it back.
[Bit 2]
I can only imagine what that plane smelled like.
God damn, bro.
If I would've been driving that plane,
I probably would've crashed it too thick of...
Oh no!
When it crashed, it probably smelled like
somebody was barbecuing a goat too.
They were like, "Who is barbecuing a no-tillers?"
[Bit 3]
It's so weird how women with purple and blue hair
want us to give a fuck about the Middle East.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, nobody really gives a fuck about the Middle East
because if you did, you'd take your ass over there.
If they want me to give a fuck about the Middle East,
you gonna have to give the Middle East a NFL team.
That's the only way.
I'd love to watch the Palestine Packers.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“An Indian plane crash implies a tragedy, but reveals a 50% drop in scam calls.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupA plane in India just recently crashed
setupheading to England and 176 Indians died.
setupAnd since that plane crash,
punchlinescam calls have been down 50%.