Sir Winston Pickles

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Career avg·3.33 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·0.43 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 49:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Well, I'm 60 years of age and my high school belt still fits around my neck.

[Bit 2]

I try to stay in shape, just like the teenage girl next door.

She's one of those teenage girls who likes to go jogging at 5am in the morning.

Well, 5.22 this morning.

As she goes jogging I like to drive slowly behind her with my headlights off.

You know, just to make sure she's safe.

Well you have to, there's some fucking weirdos out there in the morning.

[Bit 3]

I've been reading this Diana book and...

I find it difficult to comprehend it's been over 30 years, well almost 30 years since...

The world tragically lost what I believe anyway to be the most beautiful Mercedes-Benz ever made.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Well, I'm 60 years of age and my high school belt still fits around my neck.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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punchlineWell, I'm 60 years of age and my high school belt still fits around my neck.