William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.50 punch density·1.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

If an alien spaceship crashed right in front of me,

I'd probably assume I was about to encounter a female alien.

[Bit 2]

I found out recently Michael Jackson had my favorite amusement ride, the zipper.

It is Neverland Ranch.

You know how awesome it would have been to go there as a kid?

[Bit 3]

Ever been in a situation where you wanted to smoke weed, but it wasn't 420.

It's like 10 45 a.m.

Well, here's a quick stoner hack.

Go to your oven set to 420 degrees.

Doesn't matter if you don't have anything to cook.

And then when you're done smoking, you're like, I want to keep smoking.

No problem. Keep your oven at 420.

[Bit 4]

Saddest thing was standing in line at Dollar General

and out of nowhere turned gay.

Okay, I turned gay, Tony, at the Dollar General.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Alien spaceship crash implies dangerous encounter but reveals female pilot.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIf an alien spaceship crashed right in front of me,

punchlineI'd probably assume I was about to encounter a female alien.