William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:48:21 in the episode

[Bit 1]

12 years a slave, let's be honest.

That's kind of a light sentence.

[Bit 2]

Iran's president just died in a helicopter crash.

The helicopter's mechanic, Ari Greenbaum,

said the helicopter must have just run out of gas.

[Bit 3]

Lizzo recently thanked anti-Israel activists

for lifting her up out of her depression,

and I'm just trying to imagine,

how much did that fucking crane cost?

[Bit 4]

Good news for Red Van's mom, scientists have developed a new gene therapy that kills 97% of the herpes virus.

So it is open season on your nasty mom, dumbass.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Slavery could be a lenient prison sentence.”

Joke Type

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setup12 years a slave, let's be honest.

punchlineThat's kind of a light sentence.