Carlos Lopez

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.83 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 1:14:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Well, my name is Carl Olsen.

My pronouns are ye and haw.

They try to cancel me for that.

Well, she it.

[Bit 2]

I have a fascination with nature's leftovers.

There's something about single moms that just gets my juices flowing.

[Bit 3]

I volunteered to fuck a sex robot for AI research purposes.

I'm proud to say that not only does artificial intelligence finally understand human emotions,

but I'm the one that's out of the feeling of disappointment.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Ye and haw' sounds like 'yeehaw', and 'yeehaw' fits because cowboy pronouns.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupWell, my name is Carl Olsen.

punchlineMy pronouns are ye and haw.

tagThey try to cancel me for that.

tagWell, she it.