Mike Ryan

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I was feeling pretty good to this gay comic back there.

He said I'm dressed like fat for his gump.

[Bit 2]

So I don't know if you guys can tell

by my general demeanor or my fashion sense,

but I go to a lot of strip clubs.

Recently I went to the Yellow Rose, right, yeah.

I heard about it on this show, I wanted to go check it out.

I actually saw a blind guy there.

I was like, "Damn, dude, it's probably cheaper

"listening to Akon at home."

He was singing really loud.

He was like, "I see you winding and grinding

"up on that pole."

I was like, "No, you don't."

I felt pretty bad though,

'cause they threw like 600 singles at the cigarette machine.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A performer's outfit is like Forrest Gump because both signal awkward Americana.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI was feeling pretty good to this gay comic back there.

punchlineHe said I'm dressed like fat for his gump.