Mike Ryan on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Mike Ryan's sets
Mike Ryan has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #654 (12 Mar 2024) and the latest on episode #727 (15 July 2025).
Mike Ryan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mike Ryan has performed for guest panels including Joe Derosa, Tim Butterly, Rich Vos and Dom Irera.
Mike Ryan averages 0.45 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 62% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Mike Ryan's punch density went from 0.27 in the first set to 0.57 in the latest.
On average Mike Ryan follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are misdirect jokes, ahead of elephant-in-the-room (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Mike Ryan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72715 July 2025
And I feel like at 37 years old, I'm too old for those things to happen for me. At least without being my fault.
Like if I get molested at 37 years old, that's on me.
That's my bad.
What was I wearing?
How am I supposed to tell my mom
that I'm a Democrat now?
I'm not gonna be one without the other.
KT #6572 Apr 2024
- I don't like to make assumptions about people, but I feel like every time I've seen a homeless guy
They stole that bicycle.
If you don't believe me, next time you see a homeless guy
on a bicycle, just yell, "How's my fucking bike?"
His hands were taped up like a professional boxer, and he shadow boxed all the way up to me. I did the only thing a reasonable human being could do
in that situation, and I hit him with a bottle.
And then I stole his bike.
As I was riding away, somebody yelled,
KT #65412 Mar 2024
I was feeling pretty good to this gay comic back there.
He said I'm dressed like fat for his gump.
He was singing really loud. He was like, "I see you winding and grinding "up on that pole."
I was like, "No, you don't."